Word of the day - Uomo - man

So this is a story from highschool.  I was a freshman on the varsity baseball team.  Ben was a senior, a captain, and the centerfielder.  And, the ladies loved him.  He never shaved, he was always super scruffy, and the ladies liked him even more because he didn't seem to try.  Anyway, this was before practice or a game, i'm not sure, and he's eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  And I could tell that there was a ton of peanut butter and jelly on his sandwich.  So I said, "man, that's a ton of peanut butter.  I don't like my pb and j's to have too much pb."  And then he said, "i don't like it either.  but this is what men do.  they need a man's size serving of peanut butter."  From then on I have doubled the amount of peanut butter on my sandwiches. 

Ben - uomo.